Thursday, January 12, 2012

My Personal Top 10

My friend Liz at Naptime Decorator recently posted her Top 10, most viewed posts of 2011. I thought that was a great idea until I realized that my entire blog (now two years old) doesn't have the viewership of one of her regular posts. However, I remain undaunted and will sully myself silly with self-indulgence, all in the name of having a Top 10 of my own, even if it means that I'm telling you not which were your favorite posts of mine, but which were my favorite posts of mine. If you can't handle such  self-gratifying profligacy, then read no further. Otherwise, enjoy.

10) The Army of the Oblivious 

From my days working as a lifeguard at the Health Club, dealing with people who refuse to put two and two together for themselves.

9) The Anal Game

You don't want an Anal Avalanche, now do you? Do you?

8) Hottubites

Health club zealots.

7) Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

The first half of my unfinished movie review of Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus. Also, my most viewed post to date.

6) Speaking of the word, date, here's the Saga Continues.

Who knew that a free dating website could be so entertaining!

5) Ninja Pooping

You'll never see me coming.

4) Drunken Master [Warning: Graphic Scenes Depicted]

When life gives you vomit, throw it up on your stomach in public.

3) Learning to Squawk 

More Health Club Shenanigans

Oh, Food Network. When I'm diagnosed with cirrhosis, I'll sue the crap out of you.

Just when you think they can't get any worse, they add a new feature.

Well that's my Top 10. If you care to, let me know if you agree with me. I doubt you'll re-read these but maybe, just maybe, you'll get REALLY bored. Thanks for reading and as always...

My lips to yours!