Monday, July 18, 2011

Half Asleep in the Kitchen

This post is dedicated to Ambien addicts everywhere.



Name: Ina Garten. AKA, "The Barefoot Contessa." She might be royalty in the Hamptons, but let's face it, NO ONE wants to see her feet.



Age: Too old for popped collars, that's for sure.



Favorite Ingredient: GOOOOOD Vanilla, and lots of it.



Favorite Food Network Revolution: Actually MEASURING her ingredients!!!



Activity Anyone Would LEAST Like to Engage in with Ina Garten: Attending one of her insomnia-curing parties!


The Only Gay Man She Won't Party With: Her husband, Jeffrey.



Style She Emulates: Morticians (but with a popped collar for flair).



Signature Cocktail: The only Bloody Mary on Earth that requires the use of a FOOD PROCESSOR!


My lips to yours!