This post is dedicated to Ambien addicts everywhere.
Name: Ina Garten. AKA, "The Barefoot Contessa." She might be royalty in the Hamptons, but let's face it, NO ONE wants to see her feet.
Age: Too old for popped collars, that's for sure.
Favorite Ingredient: GOOOOOD Vanilla, and lots of it.
Favorite Food Network Revolution: Actually MEASURING her ingredients!!!
Activity Anyone Would LEAST Like to Engage in with Ina Garten: Attending one of her insomnia-curing parties!
The Only Gay Man She Won't Party With: Her husband, Jeffrey.
Style She Emulates: Morticians (but with a popped collar for flair).
Signature Cocktail: The only Bloody Mary on Earth that requires the use of a FOOD PROCESSOR!
My lips to yours!